Discovery

When I find myself wanting to start a sentence with ‘I discovered… it’s comical. Was it really me who discovered that it’s better to watch ‘The Wire’ on dvd..is that truly a discovery I can claim?

I discovered that Ben and Jerry’s Vermonty Python is so effin great, the only way it could be better is if I discovered Eva Longoria in the container.


Back in the day I was guilty of identity crisis theft.